The weirdest thing Jerry Seinfeld ever saw on a plane
Wow, that’s a nice idea. The weirdest thing I ever saw on a plane… well, I don’t know the answer to your question, but I will tell you a true plane story that I know. And it’s true, and you’re not going to believe this.
I had a friend who worked as a flight attendant in the 1980s. And she was working on the plane, and she saw this weird guy go into the bathroom, close the door and come out a few minutes later. And she got this really weird feeling, and she went into the bathroom and started digging through the garbage in the bathroom. And it was full of garbage, and she pulled out everything in the garbage.
And this is a crazy story, right? because the plane hasn’t even taken off yet.
She gets to the bottom of the garbage, and there’s a bomb. She finds a bomb. The guy had planted a bomb, and what it was exactly, we may never know. But she walked slowly up to the cockpit, she tells the pilot “I found something on the plane” and of course they call the marshals, they grab the guy, this is probably 1982 this happened. And that’s really the whole story, but I thought it was one of the most amazing things, that she got that weird feeling and acted on it. Something weird’s going on, and then emptying out the garbage – it wasn’t part of her job, but that’s the craziest story I’ve ever heard about the plane.
Answer to the question:
As long as you’re browsing other posts … what’s the weirdest thing that YOU ever saw on a plane? Me: mock wedding on the plane of a young couple who were engaged and actually on their way to get married in California, complete with a fake bouquet, veil and train made from toilet paper, and airline treats for everyone for the “reception.” Good Guy Southwest, back in the day!
And other travel related answers on reddit Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer.
What’s your opinion on airline travel?
I’ve always liked airline travel. I think anytime you get to leave earth, it’s pretty special.
What’s the deal with airline food?
The deal with airline food is they, everything is miniaturized, as if we’re in Gulliver’s Travels. I used to do a bit about the tiny airline world, about how everything is miniaturized, there’s always a short delay, a little problem, we’re going to be a tiny bit late.
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